The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to die in one second

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!