The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!