The power to die when you die

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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LIME

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to die if you think

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!