I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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black people

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!