- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to have no one read this post

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

the power to bi ugly

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to turn into paper

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

the power to die on command

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

Pointless Super Powers