the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to turn into a dead person

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!