The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!