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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!