the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!