the power to see through glass

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of trolling your self

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penis

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!