The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!