The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!