The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!