The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!