The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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anything Aquaman does

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!