the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!