The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Dejavu

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Imortality.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!