The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The Power to die at will

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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black people

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!