The power to not have any power.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see through water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!