The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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vomitspit

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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LIME

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!