the power to make glass clear

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!