The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

thumb_up thumb_down

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to grab a cats face

thumb_up thumb_down -56

the power to change invisable when you blink

thumb_up thumb_down -70

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

thumb_up thumb_down -84

The power to walk through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

the power to fly indoors

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to eat edible things.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to blink slightly less often.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to get older every second

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to make toast into bread

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!