Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to eat your own face.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!