The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to go through open windows

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!