The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to kill yourself

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!