the power to kill yourself

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to die

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to sleep

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!