the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!