The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!