The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!