The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to have children at will.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The super power to control paper.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!