The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to poke

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to remove the power within.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!