The power to understand math.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!