The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to shit brix

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!