The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to think.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to die but once

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!