the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to think.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!