the power to nit propely

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!