the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!