you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to die

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!