to have the super power to do nothing

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to walk into Mordor.

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to have no powers!

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to move objects by touching them.

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to use windows 10.

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!