The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!