The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!