The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to have no powers

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!