the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to breathe

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!