The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see the present.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!