the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to have no power.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!