The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!