- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to die at will

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to kill yourself at will

the power to die on command

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

Pointless Super Powers