The Power to die at will

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!