The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!