The power to walk into Mordor.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to eat food

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to die on command

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!