the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!