the power to win the crying game

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!