The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to be phone

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!