the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!