The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power spite flower

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!