The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to see in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!