The power to live through torture.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!