The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to be a human

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!