The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!