the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!