The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!