The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be born.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!