the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!